Do You Wanna Call the Guard - Parody #5

Do You Wanna Call the Guard

To the tune of “Do You Wanna Dance” by the Beach Boys

Written by CK and Sharon

Do you want to scream and call the guard?
Tell me patron is your life scarred?
Oh patron,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you want to call under the fluorescent light?
Did somebody want to start a fight?
Oh patron,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you want to call under the fluorescent light?
Did somebody threaten to bite?
Oh patron,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you want to call under the fluorescent light?
Did someone squeeze you way too tight?
Oh patron,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?

Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?
Do you, do you,
Do you want to call the guard?

Original Lyrics

Do you want to dance and hold my hand
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby

do you want to dance?

Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Hold me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?

Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance?

Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Kiss me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?

Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Squeeze me, squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?

Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance?

Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance

Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance

Book Drop Hero - Parody #2

"Book Drop Hero" 

To the tune of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner

Written by Sharon

Standing in the rain, with her head hung low

Couldn't get it open, it was a real no go

Heard the roar of the cars, she could picture the scene

Put her back to the wall, then let out a silent scream

She got out some books, just blew her away

She saw stars in her eyes, and the very next day

Got a beat up paperback like in a secondhand store

Didn't know how to play it, but she knew for sure

That one stupid book, felt good in her hands

Didn't take long, to understand

Just one old book, slung way down low

Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So she started readin'

Ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on readin'

Someday she's gonna make it to the drop

And be a book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

She's a book drop hero

She took one old book, book drop hero, stars in her eyes

Book drop hero, she'll come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour

Thought she passed her own shadow, by the bookdrop door

Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain

And that one old book made her whole life change

Now she needs to keep readin'

She just can't stop

Gotta keep on readin'

That girl has got to stay on top

And be a book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

She's a book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

Yeah, book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

With that one old book she'll come alive

Come alive tonight

Yeah, she's gotta keep readin'

She just can't stop

Gotta keep on readin'

That girl has got to stay on top

And be a book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

She's a book drop hero, got stars in her eyes

Just one old book, put stars in her eyes

She's just a book drop hero, aah aah aah

Book drop hero, book drop hero, she's got stars in her eyes

Stars in her eyes

Original Lyrics - "Juke Box Hero" - Foreigner

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream

 
He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure

 
That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go

 
So he started rockin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top

 
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, he'll come alive tonight

 
In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change

 
Now he needs to keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

 
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar he'll come alive
Come alive tonight

 
Yeah, he's gotta keep rockin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin'
That boy has got to stay on top

 
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes

He's just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, he's got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes