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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Sound of Silence - Parody #4

Sound of Silence
To the tune of “Sound of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel
Written by CK


Hello bookdrop, my old friend.
I've come to collect you again.
Lurkers shifting softly scheming
Man in the corner loudly screaming
Says that visions were implanted in his brain
But we maintain
There must be sound of silence

As I roam I walk alone
Patrons ask me for headphones
In the lab they have set up camp
One yelling something about a leg cramp
When my eyes were burned by the flash of some pants too tight
That split on sight
I scream in sounds of silence

And all the naked girls I saw
Ten thousand of them, maybe more
People looking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People closing browsers as soon as I walk by
Like I’m a spy
And I scream on in silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
Inside there is no tobacco
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arm I’ll sic Pat Leach on you
But my words, on silent ears they fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people loudly played
Online games and serenade
No singing in the lab first warning
But they continue on performing
And a patron said, there are things smeared all over the bathroom walls
And in the stalls
And I scream in the sounds of silence




Original Lyrics

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence







Tuesday, November 20, 2012

and whispered in the sound of silence.

Things you've missed this week:

World Kindness Day Celebration
-So we knew there wouldn't be a giant turnout because of the game timing, but we had a lot of fun with the people that showed up. And the TAB kids got really into the pin the food on the cornucopia game. One of the kids got so lost he ended up behind the staff desk - and the posted was hung up on the staff door by the PAC's.

Smooth.

So we made our bag turkeys, spoon pilgrims, pilgrim hats, and hand and foot turkeys, plus ate some cookies and drank some apple juice with the Queen of Awesome.

Fun stuff.

Oh, and the QofA was also the first of my coworkers to meet the boyfriend.

Pretty sure she's proud of that.

Oh, totally kissed him in front of my kids and didn't even realize it. Cause you know how stuff like that can turn into a routine thing?

Or is that just us?

It wasn't like a serious thing but when I turned around and they were all smiling I was like, did I just? ah, crap.

Won't be living that one down any time soon.

More fun life stuff a work friend of mine is pregnant and I TOTALLY CALLED IT! Cause I can tell the symptoms, I have three sisters and 8 nieces and nephews I can tell the signs.

Ask Second Sister, got in the car to see Wicked,

"Are you wearing perfume?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"Oh my god!"

She knew for a like a day.

Anyway, I was joking that I had called it but she denied it so I was gonna go up and say "In your face!" but pregnant women are hormonal and nauseous so Queen of the Known Universe said the friend may counter with "On your shoes!"

What else?

Oh, I have a new nickname from Sketch.

Hazmat.

Long story.

But previously I was Pancake.

So now I am a Hazmat Pancake.

I'm sure there's more - oh like tonight, we - Maegan, Sam and myself - interviewed a reference librarian for an assignment. I finished all of my other stuff for that class so really I could write this paper from my notes and be done with homework for that class. All I have left is a physical class next month and we're good for the semester.

But I still have the other two classes to finish. Two more major assignments and some discussion boards. This week I'm off for holiday so no homework or discussions - huzzah!

I've already started on one of them, I should really get going on the other. Perhaps I'll work on them over Thanksgiving break.

Ha.

Right.

What else?

Oh, did some Christmas shopping this morning. I'm now done with Favorite Sister-In-Law, Booge, Abby Cadabra, and Claire, plus KJ, G-Wigger and Obi-Wan. Halfway done with Mom. Have one thing for Dad but it's not a lot.

Working on presents for the boyfriend's birthday and Xmas.

So that's.... let's see gotta count there's

2
4
5-4 so 1
5-1 so 4
plus Laverna, Grams

oh and I got the Cool Aunt done.

And I should get something for the Library Goddess.

so that's what like 14 left? Plus the boyfriend x2 so 16.

And I should get stuff for his family so there's more.

Eh, I got time.

I still haven't made my list.

We've started doing this thing over Thanksgiving where all the siblings take over the couches in one room and pass around the ads and make our lists. It's quite handy.

Bookshelves may be good.

I have like 3 well, 4 smaller ones but they're overflowing. Maybe I should ask for some tall ones. I could put them where the shorter ones are now and then use the shorter ones for DVD's and CD's or pictures or something.

But they've gotta be good sturdy ones cause I'm an English major so there's a lot of anthologies involved.

Plus like every work by Shakespeare, a bunch of classic novels, some random nonfiction, and A LOT of popular fiction. One of my volunteers was talking about favorite novels. I told her I was a Patterstonian. She thought that was funny.

Please tell me you get that reference.

Back when the show was still good.

Alright, music and I'm off. Got a meeting in the morning to plan out the next newsletter with the Library Goddess.

Huzzah for coffee.


Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel


legitimate pre-11:50 post. holy crap tag in use.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Sail on, Silver Girl

All day at the home branch with Joe Studley. He would have rocked it at trivia night, he's all about that stuff. It'd be interesting to do a library version of that. I'm already thinking about doing one for camp.

It was a good day, flew by pretty quickly. Usually, Saturdays are pretty slow, but today was ridiculously packed with people. And always when there was just one of us at the desk.

But Mom stopped by with some food for my fridge. She rocks. Or maybe she's just worried about my eating habits. Last time she checked my fridge it was filled with nothing but liquor. But that's cause I rarely drink it so it builds up.

Anyway, she brought me food.

And pop.

Best Mom ever.

After that it was movie night with the boyfriend. Or, TV on DVD night with the boyfriend.

Chuck Season One.

Cause it's awesome.

I miss this show, it was my life for months, got all the way to season three but had to wait for season four. Somewhere along the way I got distracted.

Anyway now I'm exhausted, so I'm out.

Songs of the Day:

"Jet Airliner" Steve Miller Band



"Bridge Over Troubled Water" Simon & Garfunkel