Talking to Myself - Parody #6

Talking to Myself

Written by Tracy T.

To the tune of “Dancing with Myself” by Billy Idol

Up and down the floors I go
Running in here is a no-no
A-with the CD selection
Then I see my reflection
And I'm talking to myself

A-when the usual crowd's in sight
A-in the crowded printer line
Well, I wait so long for good conversation
So I'm talking to myself

Oh oh, Talking to myself
Oh oh, a-talking to myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Talking a-to myself

If I looked all around the room
And I've got this sense of doom
But the librarian's eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me talking to myself

So I'll linger in the stacks
'Cause I don't like to turn my back
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
And I'll be talking to myself

Oh oh, Talking a-to myself,
Oh, oh, talking to myself
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, oh, oh talkin' to myself.
Oh, oh, talking to myself, oh, oh,
Sweat, sweat, etc.

Dancing With Myself

Original Lyrics

By Billy Idol

On the floors of Tokyo
A-down in London town's a go go
A-with the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself

A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh oh, Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh, Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself

Well if I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh, Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, oh, oh dancin' with myself.
Oh, oh, dancin' with myself, oh, oh,
Sweat, sweat, etc.