So, we decided to write a song for Camp J this year since our usual songwriter can't. It started out serious...but then, of course with our 2G Gang at the wheel, it got wacked out along the way.
To the tune of "Oh, Lord of Light"
"We went to Dairy Delite.
It was quite a sight.
Jim passed a kidney stone,
Through his parietal bone.
He was wearing too much cologne
While playing a very loud trombone.
And Adam & Eve sat down to laugh
While drawing a double-bar graph.
Nicole ordered a blizzard
And cut it up with scissors.
Then it started to melt
So the side of the building she pelt
With such great force we were kicked out
And sat on the sidewalk to pout.
Threw our icecream down a spout
And out flopped a rainbow trout.
Pastor shmoozed and they let us back in.
Said we belong in the looney bin.
He ordered a parfait,
Approved by the USDA.
Next he wanted to have a drink
Saying it was the missing link.
He swallowed it whole, losing all control,
And out the door he did stroll."
Nicole: "Why don't you have a verse?"
FINE!
Verse Four:
"We followed him back to the school,
Riding on a mule.
Carrie said 'It's too freaking hot!'
Jim said 'That's right, I forgot!'
When we got to the school we all konked out,
And were woken up by a Boy Scout.
He said 'Come with me under the sea'
So we sign off as 2G."
Nicole: "I'm not quite sure what the accident was but the guy was wearing a sweater!"
pastor is wearing his sweater driving home cause he doesn't want to carry it. he says he might faint while driving.
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