Rockin' Around the Library - Parody #14

Rockin’ Around the Li-bra-ry 
Written by Tracy T. 
To the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Rockin’ around the library

As Christmas tensions pop

Cleptos stealin’ DVD’s

We just can’t make them stop

Rockin’ around the library

Let the Christmas spirit ring,

If that guy exposes himself

Our guard will do his thing.

You will get a real disgusted feeling when you hear,

“Hey there, mama, you look pretty,”

Yup! You actually feel quite shitty.

Rockin’ around the library,

It’s another holiday,

Three days off are not enough

To chase the spooks away.

You will get a real disgusted feeling when you hear,

“Hey there, mama, you look pretty,”

Yup! You actually feel quite shitty.

Rockin’ around the library,

It’s another holiday,

Three days off are not enough

To chase the spooks away.

Original Lyrics - Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree 

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop,
Mistletoe hung where you can see,
Every couple tries to stop,

Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie,
And we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
Voices singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly",

Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday,
Everyone dancin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way.

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
Voices singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly",

Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday,
Everyone dancin' merrily,
In the new old-fashioned way.

Holiday Laminate - Parody #9

Holiday Laminate

To the tune of “Holiday” by Madonna

Written by Tracy

Holiday Laminate

Holiday Laminate

[Chorus:]

If we took a holiday

Took some time to laminate

Pictures, bookmarks and signs

It would be, it would be so nice

Everybody spread the word

We’re gonna do some lamination

All across the libraries

For every patron

It’s time for protection

Forget about torn pages, oh yeah

One day to come together

And make pages last forever

We need a holiday

[chorus]

You can turn this thing around

And bring back all of those happy days

Put torn pages down

It’s time to laminate!

It will shine

Really shine

The plastic comes together

And makes things better

We need a holiday

[chorus]

Holiday Laminate

Holiday Laminate

[chorus]

Holiday Laminate

Holiday Laminate

Holiday, Lamination

It’s protection for all the patrons

 

Original Lyrics

Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

[Chorus:]

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice

Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times, oh yeah
One day to come together
To release the pressure
We need a holiday

[chorus]

You can turn this world around
And bring back all of those happy days
Put your troubles down
It's time to celebrate
Let love shine
And we will find
A way to come together
And make things better
We need a holiday

[chorus]

Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

[chorus]

Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

Holiday, Celebration
Come together in every nation

Talking to Myself - Parody #6

Talking to Myself

Written by Tracy T.

To the tune of “Dancing with Myself” by Billy Idol

Up and down the floors I go
Running in here is a no-no
A-with the CD selection
Then I see my reflection
And I'm talking to myself

A-when the usual crowd's in sight
A-in the crowded printer line
Well, I wait so long for good conversation
So I'm talking to myself

Oh oh, Talking to myself
Oh oh, a-talking to myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Talking a-to myself

If I looked all around the room
And I've got this sense of doom
But the librarian's eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me talking to myself

So I'll linger in the stacks
'Cause I don't like to turn my back
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
And I'll be talking to myself

Oh oh, Talking a-to myself,
Oh, oh, talking to myself
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
When I take a walk, I really like to talk,
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, oh, oh talkin' to myself.
Oh, oh, talking to myself, oh, oh,
Sweat, sweat, etc.

Dancing With Myself

Original Lyrics

By Billy Idol

On the floors of Tokyo
A-down in London town's a go go
A-with the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself

A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh oh, Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh, Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself

Well if I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another drink
Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself

Oh oh, Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, oh, oh dancin' with myself.
Oh, oh, dancin' with myself, oh, oh,
Sweat, sweat, etc.

Intoxication - Parody #3

Intoxication 
To the tune of "Infatuation" by Rod Stewart
Written by Tracy


Early in the day after I sleep
I don’t work and I don’t eat
I’ve been drunk all day, can concentrate
I’m about to make a big mistake
I’m not going to the park
This booze is gonna make me shart
Weavin’ around, how I behave
Passin’ out all over the place
Oh no not again
Did I just barf?
I don’t understand
Intoxication
Intoxication
Intoxication
Intoxication
My head beats silly like a big bass drum
Hangovers suck—gimme some rum
It’s so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe some liquor is all I need
Oh no not again
Did I just barf?
I don’t understand
Intoxication
Intoxication
Intoxication
Intoxication




Original Lyrics - Infatuation - Rod Stewart

Early in the morning I can't sleep
I can't work and I can't eat
I've been drunk all day, can't concentrate
Maybe I'm making a big mistake
Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge
Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I don't understand
Infatuation
Infatuation
Infatuation
Infatuation
Heart beats silly like a big bass drum
Losing all equilibrium
It's so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe this woman's just all I need
Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I don't understand
Infatuation
Infatuation
Infatuation…